[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!
I’m Amber!
Brad!
Tammy!
Fender!
Brenda!
Sketch!
Shelly!
IQ!
Lou Ann!
And I’m
JAVERT
if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong
when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad
